I DO know all the answers.

Brother: But, do you know the answer to LIFE?
Me: Oh yeah, it's 42.
B: Wow, 42, and it's the first one!
M: You googled it?
B: Yes.
M: I told you!
It was so much more awesome in person. Go, nerdiness! Also, I'm proud to know that Google does know the answer to life, the universe, and everything :-)